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This ID card is unofficial, satirical, and purely for entertainment. Unofficial satirical community card — not valid for identification It is NOT a valid identity document and cannot be used for any official, legal, or government purpose whatsoever. Generating this card does not make you a member of any registered political party. This ID card is unofficial, satirical, and purely for entertainment. Unofficial satirical community card — not valid for identification It is NOT a valid identity document and cannot be used for any official, legal, or government purpose whatsoever. Generating this card does not make you a member of any registered political party.

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It is NOT a valid identity document and cannot be used for any official, legal, or government purpose whatsoever. Generating this card does not make you a member of any registered political party.

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Party Launch · Live since yesterday

Voice of the
Lazy &
Unemployed.

A political party for the people the system forgot to count. Five demands. Zero sponsors. One large, stubborn swarm.

5Demands

0Corporate donors

∞Patience

1Founder, no PA

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Cockroach Janta Party

Voice of the Lazy & Unemployed

SATIRICAL

This ID card is unofficial, satirical, and purely for entertainment.● Unofficial satirical community card — not valid for identification● It is NOT a valid identity document and cannot be used for any official, legal, or government purpose whatsoever. Generating this card does not make you a member of any registered political party.● This ID card is unofficial, satirical, and purely for entertainment.● Unofficial satirical community card — not valid for identification● It is NOT a valid identity document and cannot be used for any official, legal, or government purpose whatsoever. Generating this card does not make you a member of any registered political party.●

How did it start?

On May 15, 2026, during a Supreme Court hearing, Chief Justice Surya Kant compared unemployed youth protesting on highways to cockroaches. The next day, a movement was born.

The Mission

To channel the collective frustration of India's unemployed, overworked, and underpaid youth into a unified, satirical political force. We demand accountability, fairness, and the right to rant.

The Demands

We ask for nothing but the absolute bare minimum.

01

No Chief Justice shall receive a Rajya Sabha seat as a post-retirement reward.
02

The CEC will be arrested under UAPA if legitimate votes are deleted.
03

50% reservation for women in Parliament and the Union Cabinet immediately.
04

Ambani and Adani media licences cancelled. Godi media bank accounts investigated.
05

MLAs and MPs who defect will be barred from contesting elections for 20 years.

Read Full Manifesto →

Are you eligible?

Check the requirements below. If you tick at least one box, you're ready to join the swarm.

REQ. 01

Unemployed

Actively seeking work, or actively avoiding it. Both count.

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REQ. 02

Lazy

Why do today what you can put off until after the next election?

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REQ. 03

Chronically Online

Your screen time report is a matter of national concern.

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REQ. 04

Can Rant Professionally

You have strong opinions on everything and zero power to change it.

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